We sat in silence for a moment, and she continued, "You know, I'm surprised you aren't more jealous about this."
I sighed, "Babe, it's Bob. Hes not an asshole, he doesn't have an agenda. He's our harmless older neighbor." I teased her more, "And it's not my fault you decided to flash him."
She called me on my bluff, "You know what I think!... I think you enjoy this. I think you like that I flashed him!"
I was caught off guard, but only for a moment, "I get a kick out of seeing you riled up, is all." I thought hard on my next comment, but said it regardless, "You know what I think? I think a part of you enjoyed teasing him."
"Tim!"
"Oh stop it Anna, it's not a big deal. I've been telling you for years to show off more of your body, you're a beautiful woman. I'm kind of glad you finally got caught."
"You're unbelievable! I can't believe I married such a perv."